Narcotic Bread

Ok Ok don't get too excited.. This isn't as "bad" as it sounds.. although you will fail a drugs test for opiates!

Anyway here goes:
Basic Bread Recipe with extras.

300g Flour
7g (1 1/2 tsp) Yeast
220 ml warm water
4 tsps (2 tablespoons) sugar
1 tsp (1 tablespoon) salt
100 g Poppy Seeds
Careful here.. technical bit.. Handful of Pine Nuts (oh I do love technical bits).

Switch oven on, gas mark 1 or 120C

1) Add yeast and sugar to warm water and leave until nice n frothy.
2) Add flour and salt to bowl or breadmaker
3) Add yeast and water to bowl or breakmaker (and set to dough setting and start). or kneed until firm and bread dough like.
4) By Hand, leave to rise, knock back
5) Add poppy seeds and pine nuts and kneed for a few mins until ingredients evenly distributed
6) Put dough into bread tin or make into balls
7) Put in oven for (another technical bit) about an hour.
8) Check bread to see if risen then turn up oven to gas mark 3 (140C ish I think).
9) Leave for another 1/2 hour and check again.
10) Repeat step 9 but in 15 min increments.
11) Remove from oven and devour.

Note:
Due to the large amount of poppy seeds, you are 95% likely to fail a drugs test for opiates. If you get drugs tested at work or for any other health reasons, I'd advise checking with your practitioner or employer before eating any of this. Print this post